THE START
Welcome to
my blog, my new voice to the world, a voice that can also listen. This first
blog will be about the reasons for starting this blog. Read on to discover this reason and to find out what's in it for you.
About 3
years ago I retired, after working for Philips for 29+ years. As you probably know,
you fall into a big empty hole when you retire, because from then on life is
useless. All retired people will of course deny that they are in that hole.
They say that at last they have time to do all the things they always wanted to
do. They are suddenly successful experts on the stock exchange market, they
work as a volunteer for the local charity, they read all the
books they wanted to read for a long time, they have a busy agenda babysitting
the grandchildren or they have at last time to create a beautiful Japanese
bonsai garden. Do not let them fool you, they are all trying to fill that hole,
but they are bored to death. Literally. But they refuse to admit it. Well,
okay, some of them may enjoy life, but most of them cannot handle the freedom.
So you might
think that I am now writing a blog to fill the hole I fell in. Wrong! I think
with the little time left, I should do something really nice and satisfying.
Writing a blog is not that nice and satisfying. Most nice and satisfying activities
are against the law or very unethical or cost a lot of money. Since the first
two types of activities do not have my preference (or this is not the place to tell you about it), I am in desperate need for
money to pay for nice and satisfying activities that are not against the law or
unethical.
Pensions
from Philips are not what they used to be, until some 20 years ago you got more or less automatically 70% of your last salary. Those were the days, it is much less today. On top of that my ex-wife gets a
considerable part of my pension. Besides, we (my present wife and I) lost a lot of
money on the sale of our house in Breda and we bought a more expensive house in
the country side. After moving in we experienced that when it freezes outside,
it also freezes inside, so we needed to take all kinds of insulation measures. Double glass everywhere and 16 m3 of tiny rubber balls in between the outside walls (that is a large truck of rubber balls). That cost a lot of money. You should also realize that we live in the eastern
part of the Netherlands, close to Siberia, where winters are long and cold. That
also means that we now pay more for heating per month than we used to pay per
year in Breda.
And then we have the garden. Part of it appeared to be a forest, that could have served perfectly well in the movies of the Lord of the Rings, to hide a herd of orcs. Another substantial amount of money was needed to make it accessible (and to get rid of the orcs).
Next step was renovation of the bathrooms in our house. I do not know who designed the toilet, but to leave a space of a bit less than 1 m2 for the toilet, when you have 428 m2 available in the house, was not the right decision. For the Dutch people: "Je kunt er je kont niet keren", literally. So another large amount of money disappeared in the toilet, in fact we shifted many walls in the house to make the necessary visits to that room more comfortable.
And then we have the garden. Part of it appeared to be a forest, that could have served perfectly well in the movies of the Lord of the Rings, to hide a herd of orcs. Another substantial amount of money was needed to make it accessible (and to get rid of the orcs).
Next step was renovation of the bathrooms in our house. I do not know who designed the toilet, but to leave a space of a bit less than 1 m2 for the toilet, when you have 428 m2 available in the house, was not the right decision. For the Dutch people: "Je kunt er je kont niet keren", literally. So another large amount of money disappeared in the toilet, in fact we shifted many walls in the house to make the necessary visits to that room more comfortable.
Anyway, given
this situation it is time to make some money. I wanted to make money by writing
a book. In fact, I already wrote a book, about my career in MRI. I happened to start to work
with Philips in the field of MRI when MRI was just invented. So I was there in
the beginning until the time that each average hospital has an MRI system and MRI has
become a routine technique for diagnosing what is wrong with you. I love my own
book, because it gives insight in how this process went and of course in the book I can
complain about all the things that went wrong because they did not listen to
me. But when I retired early, at my 60th birthday, the Dutch government
required a statement that I promise not to work for two years, otherwise for
all income I had to pay extra tax, on top of the already high tax rate. So they
encourage you to work as long as possible, but when you stop working you are
not allowed to work anymore. It does not really make sense.
Another issue is that I wrote my book in Dutch and that makes it more difficult to sell it in the large quantities I was dreaming of. Anyway, no money from the book until I am 62 (and the book will be a bit outdated by then). What I did learn was that I should write things in English or something that resembles that language. Over time I got many connections all over the world and most of them are not so eager to learn Dutch, for reasons that I cannot understand. So for several reasons this blog will be in English.
Another issue is that I wrote my book in Dutch and that makes it more difficult to sell it in the large quantities I was dreaming of. Anyway, no money from the book until I am 62 (and the book will be a bit outdated by then). What I did learn was that I should write things in English or something that resembles that language. Over time I got many connections all over the world and most of them are not so eager to learn Dutch, for reasons that I cannot understand. So for several reasons this blog will be in English.
So I need
this blog to make money and survive and do all the nice and satisfying
activities that are expensive. I guess I need about a million to do the things I want to do (euros or
dollars, I do not have a preference, preferably not Chinese yuan). The new millionaires are all bloggers and vloggers, so it
should not be a problem, I only need in the order of a million visitors a week
to become commercially attractive and get that income. By that time you will
have difficulties finding my text between all the commercials, so you are lucky
to come here early.
You already
came quite far in reading this first blog. I may have lost the youth that only
read pictures so I will add some pictures here, showing that I understand the
youth of today.
What is in
it for me, you might also think. What I will do is to try to get you thinking
about things. Are you eagerly awaiting that kind of messages? Perhaps or
perhaps not. Some questions in life will come to you and it might be better
that you are prepared, because you thought about it, because of this blog. Just
by reading you will create your own opinion. It might be useful at your first
date to sound more convincing to him/her or it might be something you are happy
to tell your grandchildren. That is your win. But I could also consider giving a
percentage of my millions to my visitors. We will see by the time I hit the
100,000 visitors a week.
Anyway,
this blog is going to be popular and you should realize that you are amongst
the first to read it. It is going to be a success because of your reactions and
of course the reactions of people you refer to this blog. It will not be about
my writing but about the interaction with the rest of the world. So please
notify your friends about the amazing adventure we are going to embark on.
The
contents of the blog will be determined by what I encounter or have encountered
during my life. So it will be personal. I have opinions about things and
advices from my own experience. I hope you will disagree with me or learn from
my experiences. Learn about my view on electrical cars, the dangers of internet
(or lack of it), high heels, tax rates, carbondioxide storage, bonuses, South
Africa, hotel prices, Chinese and American culture, coffee machines, television
and the prospect of dying. But I can also start discussions on request. At some point in time I might even tell you
the story behind dr.B. and why I use that name.
See you
again soon. Take care, be healthy.
Yours, dr.B.
Yours, dr.B.
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ReplyDeleteA great start Michael !
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the next episodes of your life.
Rob Parkinson
(The Tourist's friend)
South Africa.
As we chose to "retire" from Philips at the same age/time there is much which I recognize but translated to this side of the pond!
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